Ok, show of hands, who didn't see this coming for these two famewhores?

Dear Bea,

Thank you for being a friend. May you rest in peace and live on in my comeback "Not even if you had Bea Arthur's dick."

I hope you and Estelle are having fun getting the condo prepped in heaven.

Dave

I found this funny as hell. In my medical terminology class the professor hands us random flash cards every class. They can be word roots, combining forms, prefixes, suffixes, or abbreviations, and she just gives them out totally at random.

Two I got today? "Homo-" and "DRE". DRE stands for Digital Rectal Exam. As in putting your finger in someone's butthole.

Tee hee!

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1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Wrapping paper, unless a gift bag is the ONLY way to go.

2. Real tree or Artificial?
When I was younger I would insist on a real tree, but now that my parents are older and traveling more, and I am more aware of the environmental impact, artificial is fine for me, though I do miss the pine scent.

3. When do you put up the tree?
Usually halfway through December.

4. When do you take the tree down?
Up to my parents. They usually do a few days after New Year's

5. Do you like eggnog?
Haven't had enough to say.

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
When I was probably about 6 or 7 my aunt got me this space station set with 6 astronauts and two aliens. It's had a UFO-style spaceship, and the base had two gun turrets and an elevator that moved with cranks. Oh, and two vehicles, I think.

7. Hardest person to buy for?
Tie between my dad and my sister. My dad never NEEDS anything and my sister always wants expensive stuff.

8. Easiest person to buy for?
Jer

9. Do you have a nativity scene?
Nope. Not Christian.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
Mail, though they go to close friends and family.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
When I was 18 dad got me a guide to the US colleges. No, really. And after I knew MSU was my first choice and CMU my second.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
I have five DVDs I must watch every year (in no particular order), Gremlins, The Nightmare Before Christmas, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Scrooged, and the South Park DVD with their first two Xmas episodes. I call them my "black Xmas" collection.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
I usually start shopping before Thanksgiving, to help spread the bills around. This year I have everyone bought for except for Matt and Cyndi, my extended-family present, and Scott and Andy.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
No, but I have given/sold some away to friends.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
At least once during that time my mom makes this amazing quiche, it's got cranberries, sausage, and onions in it.

16. Lights on the tree?
... They're there?

17. Favorite Christmas song?
Homo Christmas - Pansy Division, All I Want For Christmas is You (the drag queen potential alone!) - Mariah Carrey, Little Drummer Boy (because at work instead of barum-pum-pum-pum it becomes "Hey look at my bum!"

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Travel to my parents' home, does that count?

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
Yes, thanks to the Rudolph song.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
Star usually.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?
Jer and I open each other's present on Xmas eve, the family is Xmas morning.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
Greedy consumerism and driving.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color?
I tend to like pop-culture ornaments the best. One of my all-time favorites is one of Kermit on a toboggan, which gets angled down so it looks like he's going downhill. We have one of Homer and Marge where he's holding a mistletoe over here and it's just SO damn cute. Also a Lion King one where you can plug a light into the back of it and it makes the sun rise and set.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
Whatever the 'rents cook.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year?
Mamma Mia on DVD. Yes, I am queer.

( What I've been journaling about )

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
wardenda goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Sexy Jesus.
bluedepth tricks you! You get a block of wood.
burningeden gives you 3 purple coconut-flavoured gummy bats.
c_smudge gives you 13 purple orange-flavoured gummy bats.
churchofpat gives you 1 light green root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
demilo19 gives you 6 red-orange mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
ecolabrat gives you 2 milky white tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
pixy_dust_79 tricks you! You get a used tissue.
redaeon320 tricks you! You lose 8 pieces of candy!
spikesleman gives you 9 red-orange coffee-flavoured nuggets.
strickens_girl tricks you! You lose 20 pieces of candy!
wardenda ends up with 6 pieces of candy, a block of wood, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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Do you have the guts to answer this and post it?
No, I have no intention of answering OR posting. ... jesus christ what kind of stupid question is this?

Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No, I am not cuckoo for crack.

Abortion: for or against?
I am for the right to choose, not for abortion. Fuck you, stupid question.

Would your country fall with a woman president?
Depends on what woman. Pallin or Pelosi, yes. Clinton or Mosley-Braun, probably not.

Do you support the death penalty?
No

Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I like what they do in the UK. Marijuana is not illegal to own, just illegal to sell.

Are you for or against premarital sex?
As long as you're ready for the consequences, for.

Do you believe in God?
Several of them.

Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Fuck yes.

Do you think it's wrong that so many illegal Hispanics are moving to the USA?
I think it's wrong so many illegals of any race come over. I also don't support deporting EVERYONE here currently. Set up an amnesty time to establish a guest worker program. Then deport.

A 12 year old girl has a baby... should she keep it?
I don't believe so, but I strongly prefer adoption to abortion.

Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
I think state by state, yes.

Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Sweet zombie god yes.

Assisted suicide is illegal... do you agree?
No. If you want to kill yourself and don't have the means to do so, assisted suicide is a reasonable solution.

Do you believe in spanking your children?
I have no children, ergo I don't care.

Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes

A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children in a temporary insanity case... do you agree?
It doesn't matter if I do or not, it matters what the 12 people at her trial thought.

Are you afraid others will judge you for reading some of your answers?
No, most people know I'm a sensible if radical leftist liberal faggot.

From Chelle:

"I miss my old show.When you see this, post another Buffy quote in your LJ. Let's see how long this can go on."

Well I was always partial to a few of the following:

"And suddenly it's raining monsters." "Hallelujah"

"Anya: Are they gonna cut the body open?
Willow: Oh my God! Would you just... stop talking? Just... shut your mouth! Please!
Anya: What am I doing?
Willow: How can you act like that?
Anya: Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?
Xander: Guys—
Willow: The way you behave—
Anya: Nobody will tell me.
Willow: Because it's not okay for you to be asking these things!
Anya (crying): But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why. (She puts her hand over her face, crying.)
Willow (after a long pause): We don't know... how it works... why."

(I will admit I had to Google that one)

Also loved "I think this line's mostly filler" from Once More...

And my final one:

" " - Buffy, "Hush"

... that my favorite dinosaur is the velociraptor?

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Pick a fandom and I will tell who I would.......

01. bake cupcakes for:
02. trust with the keys to my car:
03. put thumbtacks on their chair:
04. have a crush on:
05. pack up and leave if they moved next door:
06. vote for President / Prime Minister:
07. pick as my partner in a buddy movie:
08. pair up:
09. vote off the island and into the volcano:
10. wheedle into fixing my MP3 player:

You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their lives, and all of a sudden, you think, "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE?" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know. It happens to all of us sometimes.

Post my list of items in your journal with your own answers and elaborate where necessary.

1. First Name: David

2. Age: 29

3. Location: Delta Township, MI

4. Occupation: Full-time retail supervisor, for now, part-time student

5. Partner?: No.

6. Kids: Thankfully no.

7. Brothers/Sisters: One sister, Evalyn

8. Pets: One cat, Batman

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

1) I'm being "reorganized" at work and re-interview for MY SAME JOB Monday.
2) LCC will be contacting me in early July about the radiology program.
3) Finishing up moving, the stupid maintenance people need to put a hasp on my downstairs storage room.
4) Next weekend I go to Pennsylvania for a wedding.
5) Make ends meet. Stage six is profit.

10. Parents?: Pro. Okay, okay, I have two, Eric and Sherry.

11. Who are some of your closest friends? Real life would be Rachel, Jer, Scott & Andy, and Joe. Internet would include Mary Anne and some of the folks at bear411.com

94 As a 1930s husband, I am Very Superior Take the test!

1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hairspray, Willow, Disney's Hercules

2. Name a movie that you've seen multiple times in the theater. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (a bunch), Hairspray (3)

3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is a marvelous actor and very hot. I also like movies starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, but it's not like I HAVE to see a movie she's in.

4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie. Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe

5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from. The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hairspray, Snakes On A Plane

6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs. Hey what do you know, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hairspray. Also Chicago.

7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with. Rocky Horror, Hairspray, Chicago, Sweeney Todd when I can keep up.

8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see. Hairspray (both the movie and the movie-musical), The Pillow Book, Chungking Express, TransAmerica

9. Name a movie that you own. Everyone, say it with me, Rocky Horror, Hairspray. Also Iron Giant, Incredibles, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Wiz, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, TransAmerica, the list goes on.

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting skills. No one springs to mind just yet.

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? Yes, the last one was a double feature of Summer School and Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

12. Ever made out in a movie? No

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven't yet got around to it. There's lots, the main one in theaters right now is Prince Caspian

14. Ever walked out of a movie? No, but came close for Anchorman.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater. TransAmerica

16. Popcorn? Sometimes

17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)? I occasionally go for $3.50 Tuesdays at Celebration

18. What's the last movie you saw in the theater? Took in a double feature of Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay and Baby Mama

19. What's your favorite/preferred genre of movie? Comedy.

20. What's the first movie you remember seeing in the theater? Romancing The Stone. I threw up cuz the popcorn husk got caught at the back of my throat.

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen? Anchorman, THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE! Also Event Horizon, the worst horror movie ever made.

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed? Memento

23. What is the scariest movie you've seen? Seven.

24. What is the funniest movie you've seen? Monty Python and the Holy Grail is overall funniest, but Hot Shots Part Deux had two parts that literally had me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose.